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Friday, October 24, 2008

Pilandok Grammar

So Kakhala'kala Na...TANTO WA BOLONG (suggested title i Spectator). Siambian akn so title iyan sa Pilandok Grammar, ow?

All play and no work makes Kaorakan a dull boy, eh, korek oto?

Sii tano isurat so manga miyamakakayakayakayakayakayad a estorya. Pdn iyo ron pn so manga real life story a piyakasingasingasingasingasingasingasingaaaaaaaa.

Pilandok Grammar

So man so Basa Mranao na malbod paganadan. So degree odi na so kabagr o ptaroon ka na depende ko makapira ngka ma pagaloy-aloy a gioto a ptaroon. Lagid opama giyaya:

- miyakaTAI-TAID si Pinoki.

mas mataid si Lorna o giya i kaptarowaon,

- miyakaTAI-TAI-TAI-TAID si Lorna

pero mas mataid si Olele o giya i kaptarowaon,

- miyakaTAI-TAI-TAI-TAI-TAI-TAI-TAI-TAI-TAI-TAID si Olele.

Kna oba roo bo taman. Sadn sa kaporo o lago ago sa katay niyan na gioto i kabagr iyan. Lagid aya,

Miyakataiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... taiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
taiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
taiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
taiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid si Kaolian.

Actually, na infinite odi na da a pitatamanan o kabagr o adjective sa Basa Mranao. Sadn sa kapasang ka kaso-kasoy sa gioto a basa ago sa kaporo iyan, katas iyan a lago na gioto i kabagr iyan.

Komporme kaon?



Kataya so paganay a joke i Lily8.

By the way, si Lili8 na ino ron minibto ka isako high school kami na maito, cute, a miya limpi-limpiyo. Pakambabangalaan piya-piya i ina iyan. Imanto na miyakala. Aya dapat a ngaran iyan na si Lalaki. Di skanian dn makilala o manga classs mates ami imanto. Labao pn a miyawa ka sii miyaling sa Am'riki na. (Sorry Lili8, my friend, ska i miyakapoon sa giya jokes).

lily8: bunar ka san aratawata, gi-i a Egypt na Mi'sr a ngaran iyan, sa ranao na gia-i a Tugaya na aya ngaran nian sa Manila na To Gaya, puwede ka ma-clone do-on, he he he joke, lang

7 comments:

  1. Adn kon a miyadakp o manga sondaro a bakwit a Mranao kagiya pitaro iyan ko sondaro a, "kawawa ka sa akin". Aya pn bs oto a ptaroon iyan na, "maawa ka sa akin."

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  2. Si Nok-Nok a pakiwataan akn na tig iyan ki ama iyan,

    "Ama, antonaa pn ari i pagiskwelaan? Matao ako dn maginglis. So pis na maana niyan na kalilintad. Maana niyan pn na so paras. Maana niyan pn na sda."

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  3. Isako si sii kami sa Colorado Springs, CO na miyakaoma si Baooai poon sa iskwilaan na lagid o di pakabilib. Maito skanian pn oto, sii sa Middle School.

    Tig iyan rakn a antonaa oto? Sii sa iskwilaan na kapakay ka pn bs mag drugs. Tig akn a, ngkaino?

    Tig iyan na, "Papa Wawa, isosorat sa gioto a manga klb na, 'This is a DRUG-FREE school'".

    Libre kon so kan-drug sa iskwilaan iran!

    Ngek!

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  4. Spectator: miyaka isa alongan na adn a pilandok a dii soroy (kandagadagang) sa southern tagalog; Misis: "masyadong mahal ang paninda mo"; Pilandok: "tomowad ka misis" (ibig ni pilandok tumawad) he,he, he, joke!

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  5. actually na giyanan a mbarangan a ratings na dadn a maana niyan. I mean the rating poll does not make any sense at all. Nada tig I mehikano.

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  6. I think, these are all very funny stuff. Honestly, last night, I did not get the jokes of Bulatan because I thought they were all in one scene and I could not connect the lines. Tsk, tsk, tsk!

    Again, please post your jokes in this post by clicking on "Comments" or "Links to this Post". You can post as Anonymous but include your name in your comment if you like.

    lily8: si raya madaya ago si madaya lilod na magari, miaribat so kinisoratun ko ngaran iran sa birth certificate...

    Bulatan: Teacher with karabaw english: Class! why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!

    Bulatan: Teacher: tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

    Bulatan: Father: "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

    Bulatan: Professor: "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind! so erased the board

    Bulatan: Teacher: shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college

    Bulatan: Pricipal: ...DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK!

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  7. Si Padol na lab'lab na lab'lab iyan s Papanok. Pisoratan iyan.

    My Ever Dearest Papanok,

    blah, blah, blah...
    Da, da, da...

    Love,
    Padol

    Kiya rangi'rangitan si Papanok ka di niyan kababayaan si Padol ka pangit, da pn a perak iyan. Simbag iyan,

    Padol,

    I hate you. I don't love you because you are ugly. Do not write to me ever again.

    Love,
    Papanok

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